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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on Mar 23, 2007 8:26:41 GMT 7
HOME SWEET HOME ;D
Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr . in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
ANSWER IS Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their Life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman...... Why? BECAUSE HOME SWEET HOME.
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Post by SiLeNt KiLlEr TS-01 on Mar 27, 2007 23:05:51 GMT 7
hahahahahahahaha..... you very very suck la...!!!
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Post by truetrue TS-06 on Mar 28, 2007 0:59:58 GMT 7
haha...i wonder who make up that joke!!!!
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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on Mar 28, 2007 7:28:14 GMT 7
home sweet home..hehe
john...u dun miss ur 'home' meh???
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Post by sweesum @ TS-04(ERT) on Mar 29, 2007 11:15:29 GMT 7
he got so many home, which one to miss?
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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on Mar 29, 2007 12:14:27 GMT 7
he got so many home, which one to miss? john da player ;D RESPECT!!
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Post by SiLeNt KiLlEr TS-01 on Mar 30, 2007 12:07:29 GMT 7
o my god.. talking my bad thing again wor.. why you guy like to say me got alot of girls huh??? i just got alot of girls friend only.. my god, home sweet home... hahahahaa... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on Mar 30, 2007 12:10:21 GMT 7
finally u admit that u have many gals friend....it must be very difficult for you to choose which 'home' to go everyday lol lol...
bring some lah during TT!!
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Post by SiLeNt KiLlEr TS-01 on Apr 2, 2007 23:23:43 GMT 7
hahahaha.... i try i try... you try too la...
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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on Apr 6, 2007 7:19:46 GMT 7
WIFE VS. HUSBAND > > A couple drove down a country road for several > miles, not > > saying a word. > > An earlier discussion had led to an argument and > > neither of them wanted to concede their position. > > As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, > > the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" > > "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
-------------------------------------------- > > W O R D S > > A husband read an article to his wife about how many words > women > > use a day... > > 30,000 to a man's 15,000. > > The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to > > repeat everything to men... > > The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
------------------------------------------- > > CREATION > > A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be > > so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. > > " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. > > God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; > > God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on Apr 9, 2007 8:06:06 GMT 7
A Man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a monkey. The shop owner pointed out three identical monkeys and said, "The monkey to the left costs 500 dollars." "Why does that monkey cost so much?" the man wondered. The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer." The man asked about the next monkey on the perch. "That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other monkey can do, plus it knows how to use the LINUX operating system." Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third monkey. "That one costs 2,000 " "And what does that one do?" the man asked. The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him doing anything, but the other two call him boss!"
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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on Apr 10, 2007 17:31:14 GMT 7
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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on Apr 25, 2007 7:32:15 GMT 7
imagine this when u r going for an interview in IKEA ;D
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gary
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Post by gary on Apr 25, 2007 19:47:04 GMT 7
This is crime story. Five friends lived in one room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD : "Is it police station???" Police: "Yes, what is the matter??" MAD : "SOMEBODY killed NOBODY." Police: "Are you mad?" MAD : "Yes, I'm MAD." Police: "Don`t you have BRAIN." MAD : "BRAIN is in bathroom...." Police: "You FOOL.!!!" MAD : "No, Sir.. FOOL is reading this joke... "
Tanks & Regard MAD
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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on May 14, 2007 7:37:15 GMT 7
>Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. >He shoots his friend to death. >Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". > >********** >Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" >Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" > >********** >What is the definition of Mistress? >Someone between the Mister and Mattress > >********** >Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? >"Without Information Fighting Everytime" >Wife replies," No, It means , >"With Idiot For Ever !!!" > >********** >Three Feelings: >What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? >Stress is when wife is pregnant, >Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and >Panic is when both are pregnant. > >********** >Teacher: u know the importance of period? >Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got >heart attack & our driver ran away. > >********** >Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are >urs??? >No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints. > >********** >Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential >Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's >confidential! > >********** >Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should >talk about sex. >Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. >Mother Faints... --
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Post by SiLeNt KiLlEr TS-01 on May 25, 2007 12:04:22 GMT 7
what the.................
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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on Jun 11, 2007 20:35:18 GMT 7
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR...
10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.
4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.
1. Lipstick on the mouse.
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gary
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Post by gary on Jul 23, 2007 18:10:08 GMT 7
They are up in bed
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where`s Mom and dad?"
and she replied, "they`re up in bed."
The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where`s Mom and Dad?"
and she replied "they`re still up in bed."
Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where`s Mom and dad?"
and his grandmother replied "they`re still up in bed."
The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "whats so funny? Every time I tell you they`re still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?"
The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
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Post by patrickonghm "ahyee" on Jul 27, 2007 11:11:02 GMT 7
haha..good one
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Post by BlackJack TS-18 on Aug 6, 2007 8:57:37 GMT 7
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"
Santa wrote back, " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" ****************************************
What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks:
"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is: W ithout I nformation F ighting E very-time
Wife replies : " No,...... It means: W ith I diot F or E ver !!!"
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant. ****************************************
Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away **********************************************************
A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential .
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